"Happy Saint Pat's Day"...From a Scotsman

I know I'm not Irish, but we all can use a little luck. I'm on my way to the Scottish Heritage Weekend Symposium at St. Andrews Presbyterian College. The Scottish weekend culminates with the Kirkin 'o' the Tartan Service at our Presbyterian (what else?) Church on Sunday. Got my kilt out and ready to go. Thank God it still fits.

But I'm not stupid. I'll wear green to today's events. The kilt can wait till tomorrow.